Wasted Years – Watermelon Wash

Pulverize Your Filth with Infernal Fury!

Forget the lukewarm showers and embrace the mosh pit of freshness with Wasted Years – Watermelon Wash! This soap bar isn’t for the faint of hygiene. It’s a brutal blend of summer nostalgia and headbanging bliss, inspired by the anthems of your wasted… er, treasured youth.

A Riff of Watermelon & Tropical Fury:

• Opening Act: A blast of juicy watermelon explodes on your senses, leaving a trail of sweet summer memories.
• Guitar Solo: Tangy strawberry and guava top notes join the party, like a fruity mosh pit for your nose.
• Drum Thump: Passionfruit and mango add a tropical rhythm, transporting you to a beach paradise.
• Bass Line: Vanilla and sugar base notes lay down a foundation of sweetness, leaving you smelling like a rockstar (without the backstage rider).

This ain’t your grandma’s rose-scented soap! Wasted Years – Watermelon Wash is a 5 oz powerhouse of clean that will leave you feeling refreshed, invigorated, and ready to conquer the day (or the mosh pit, we don’t judge).

Brutal Cleanliness, Gentle on Skin: We rock hard on grime, but not on your skin! This soap is crafted with Calendula-infused Grapeseed Oil and Sweet Almond Oil, providing a nourishing lather that’s kind to even the most sensitive skin. We also leave out the harsh stuff, so there’s no coconut oil in this formula.

Get ready to unleash your inner rock legend (and a fresh, summery scent) – order your Wasted Years – Watermelon Wash today!